Law of the Jungle: GNLUites ask Netflix to rename college in series on sex, drugs, rock’n’roll at law school [APRIL FOOLS]

GNLU: More law, less jungle, argue alumns vs proposed Netflix show
GNLU: More law, less jungle, argue alumns vs proposed Netflix show

GNLU Gandhinagar alumni have written an open letter to Netflix about a new TV show it is shooting about “unruly students” at a fictional Gujarat National Law Academy, provisionally entitled Law of the Jungle.

27 GNLU students and alumni yesterday wrote a joint letter to Netflix, a copy of which we have seen, noting their concerns:

Dear Madam / Sir,

We would like to heartily congratulate you on the initiative in Law of the Jungle to popularise legal education with the masses.

However, we must register our official objection that the name of the college - Gujarat National Law Academy (GNLA) - is too similar to Gujarat National Law University (GNLU) Gandhinagar.

In your press release of 12th February 2020 announcing Law of the Jungle, you suggest that the series may portray alcohol and drug use, as well as violence and sexual interaction on campus.

As former students of GNLU Gandhinagar, we wish to inform you that this would paint an entirely inaccurate picture of this esteemed national law university, and would mislead CLAT applicants about the true nature of legal education.

We would kindly request you to consider changing the name of the college to avoid any confusion and legal measures you may constrain us to take.

Best laid plans

That said, it’s not known whether the series will ever see the light of day.

The streaming series, with a working title of Law of the Jungle, was set to begin shooting in July 2020, according to Netflix’s press release but, as many other shows, it is likely to be postponed due to the COVID-19 response.

We have reached out to Netflix for comment and for its plans for the show, as well as to the GNLU administration.

The series is about a shy, introverted, tee-totaller law student called Sandeep Patel, who interns at a criminal law chamber and befriends a bootlegger selling alcohol in Gujarat, which is in/famously a dry state, of course.

Sandeep in turn becomes a bootlegger by night, supplying alcohol to students and, apparently later, “anything that students may desire”, according to Netflix’s announcement.

According to Netflix:

Sandeep will face a violent group of senior students who have control of the drugs trade on campus, the law school administration and his own morals and demons, while temptation beckons in the form of the seductive principal’s wife and daughter.

Hijinks, predictably, ensue.

Read Netflix’s full press release here.

This is not the first fictionalised account of life as a lawyer that has irked the profession.

Most famously both Jolly LLB and its sequel had faced legal notices over its alleged disparagement of Bata shoes, as well as for making the profession look bad, and for ridiculing the surname Jolly and featuring (the real) Meerut University as the protagonist’s alma mater.

Thanks to the kind anonymous reader who shared this tip with us.

16:42: Yes, since it’s 1st April today, this story was unfortunately too good to be true. Though it should be said that we’d happily watch the hell out of a show such as the above, if Netflix is listening. Also, many thanks to our regular April Fools’ reader for the idea and most of this story. Whoever you are, you’re a star.

Comments

Guest 1 Apr 2020, 06:29
+19 -2
[i]We would kindly request you to consider changing the name of the college to avoid any confusion and legal measures you may constrain us to take.
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Truth is a defence to defamation ;)
Whaaa 1 Apr 2020, 07:24
+2 -0
This is some Aprils Fool Joke, right?

Has to be. Otherwise this is UNREAL
GNLUite 1 Apr 2020, 08:02
+4 -1
Where is the press release? Put a proper link first.
Babu12 1 Apr 2020, 08:35
+5 -0
Bhaiya, prank hai.
Bear 1 Apr 2020, 08:44
+2 -0
You had me in the first half. Nice.
Guest 1 Apr 2020, 08:53
+32 -2
Kian, I'm fairly certain it's a prank on your part, but picking on or singling out a particular institution for that is really not in good taste. Would you do that with Jindal, who is one of your prime advertisers?
Alumni 11-16 1 Apr 2020, 14:00
+9 -12
Joke. LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE.
Guest 1 Apr 2020, 15:05
+9 -2
I am not from GNLU, so it is not personally offensive to me. I still find it distasteful. I'd like to see how sportingly you can continue taking demeaning 'jokes' in your stride if you (or your family members or your community or anybody you care about) are made the butt of it over or by your peers for no rhyme or reason. If you can, then kudos to you, but it still isn't a benchmark response and not everybody affected can or ought to be expected to react the same way. As I said, I'd have liked to see Kian try the same 'joke' about Jindal, his advertiser, or something like Comment 6 mentions. See how sportingly they would have taken it if not obtained prior consent of. But he didn't. Which goes on to show that somewhere down he is aware of the fact that what he was doing was not 'cricket'. If GNLU takes offence, it's no skin off Kian's back. If Jindal does, he loses an advertiser. QED. Had this same joke been aimed at the whole NLU community or even the consortium, I wouldn't have had similar objection to make. That would not have been singling out any institution.
Guest 1 Apr 2020, 09:02
+26 -2
Next Netflix hit: A tale of dark deceit and manipulation, with the director of a prominent private law university in Haryana using as bait unlimited moolah, sex racket and a glimpse into the real Udta Punjab for the reps from an offshore rating agency in order to get top notch ranking status. Don't forget to watch it from the start to the end. It's not gonna be a story, but a saga.
LI Admirer 1 Apr 2020, 09:37
+2 -4
Kian, you are a gem.
Guest 1 Apr 2020, 09:42
+5 -2
Actually, a series accurately showing GNLU should depict the students as meek mice too scared to stand up against administrative tyranny, as happened during the reign of BimPa.
Guest 1 Apr 2020, 17:01
+6 -0
Kian, you have been very unfair to GNLU. You have never covered good news about the college. Your worst insult was when you ranked GNLU very low in your recruitment ranking. This prank is another insult. In comparison. NLSIU, NALSAR and NLUD always get fawning coverage, even through they have many faults.
Alumni 1 Apr 2020, 18:14
+2 -11
Joke. Learn. To. Take. A. Joke.
Guest 2 Apr 2020, 04:18
+5 -2
What kind of joke is this? What if GNLU's ranking in NIRF takes a hit because of such fake news? Why can't such jokes be done after NIRF?
Rofl 2 Apr 2020, 04:32
+1 -3
Hahaha. Let's assume for a microsecond this is not obviously a joke but actually real, can you explain how would NIRF rankings be influenced by Netflix doing a fictional show about a fictional law college set in Gujarat?

If you manage to explain it I hope the NIRF people are taking notes so they can improve their methodology...
Guest 2 Apr 2020, 10:52
+1 -0
Friend, do you know that public perception score is part of NIRF ranking? Such fake news will give a wrong public perception that GNLU is a vice den, since sections of the public like CLAT aspirants and parents visit this site. They will see this site giving publicity for JGLS as #1 law school but defaming GNLU as a vice den. This can affect NIRF in the long term.
Guest 2 Apr 2020, 04:23
+2 -8
Are GNLU students such dehatis that they cannot appreciate a light-hearted joke? Why drag in Jindal into this?
NoU 2 Apr 2020, 04:49
+7 -0
Why can't y'all at Jindal take a light-hearted joke?
Oh no 2 Apr 2020, 06:57
+2 -5
Aside from the fact that GNLU people seem so insecure generally about their place in the world (equally applies to NLUD and Jindal), this "joke" isn't even that funny to begin with.
Red 2 Apr 2020, 08:20
+2 -1
Honestly, most of the rational comments I've seen from people from these 3 colleges on this website haven't really shown "insecurity" (apart from the nonsensical trolling which is anyway non-serious and is meant to annoy and create hype). Even GNLU has improved in the recent past in terms of placements and co-curricular achievements.
That being said, most of the "insecure" comments here, including yours, seem to be coming from Noojies (and Nalsarites, probably) who feel that their place in the NIRF is not fair (even though, it is objectively correct, based on the scoring parameters). You guys seem to keep harking back to your numbers in corporate law firm placements ("graduate outcomes") to justify how great you are, as if that's the only thing that matters (and I accept that it's important). In any case, if you're college is so great, then you don't have to keep putting other colleges down to justify it. I don't see what the reason for this "best NLU" debate really is since it hardly matters off paper and in reality. I know of quite exceptional students from all the top 5-6 NLUs. But clearly, everyone here seems shamelessly prejudiced.
Guest 2 Apr 2020, 09:13
+0 -3
How exactly did you deduce that Oh No is from NUJS or NALSAR? Or for that matter, anybody else displaying insecurity here is? As for graduate outcome, it definitely is one of the most important parameters for any Indian university offering a professional degree. There are other important parameters too, as you have rightly said. GO isn't only about day zero placements though, it includes the entirety of the career decisions of the graduating batch, ideally mapped through several years following graduation. Almost all the comments made here anonymously about the so-called brilliance of institutions, be it NLUs or JGLS, are grossly misrepresented. Astonishing research output, apparent brilliance of majority faculty, hundred percent placement, most of these are shiny packages to hide the ailments of the institutions and the failure of the students thereof to realise that unless they collaborate, cooperate and grow together, there is really very little hope for Indian legal education sector to mature and match some of the better foreign/global standards.
Disclaimer: I am from Law School. I don't certainly look down upon any student from other law colleges, be it NLUs or private places, as a matter of course. Can't say everybody from my university extends the same courtesy though, more is the pity.
Red 2 Apr 2020, 10:29
+1 -1
I agree that most of the hype around “top NLUs” is often puffery. But as you stated, GO covers an entire career trajectory which obviously translates to the fact that an older law school like NLS or for that matter, even NALSAR and NUJS, which have produced many more batches will have better GOs compared to the newer ones. The highest law firm position that a first batch student from a law school like NLUD or Jindal could have at this moment is that of a Senior Associate. Obviously, the recruitment decision-making capabilities at such a position are nil. This is a fact. Considering that, the new colleges have still done pretty well for themselves and their students. Even GNLU has only recently started having its alumni becoming Partners.
But every time the recruitment figures or a NIRF ranking come out, there’s always some needless competitive comparison with how the older NLUs have better law firm placements and how the rest are therefore shit and that the rankings are incorrect, etc. Would you not consider this an obvious insecurity of some of the older law school kids (especially NUJS and NALSAR, whose perception before law school aspirants is probably under threat from a newer college like NLUD)? Personally, I don’t think such envy is even necessary since the top NLUs are pretty similar in most parameters but then again, this is a problem with anonymity on the Internet. The commentators here wouldn’t browbeat like this in the place where they work.
Guest 2 Apr 2020, 09:23
+0 -0
@Red: Sorry to differ, man. Have seen plenty of comments from supposed insiders from NLUD and Jindal that are full of hollow boasts, beating their own trumpet, making ridiculous comments and often disparaging ones about others too. Actually, have seen such from the other places that you have mentioned too. GNLU people (no way of knowing whether they really are so) have also often engaged in mutual mud slinging against people from NLUJ, NLIU etc. It's all very ugly. Anonymity often brings out the worst in people. Showing that you are good often gets trumped by showing that you are best or people around you are worse. Lots have commentators have got no chill in their lives. Just do your bit, try helping those whom you can, including your own alma mater and hopefully others' too, that's what I say. If you do the right stuff, people will say good things about you, you don't have make any such claims. I do doubt half the people here claiming to be from place X are really from there though.
Guest 2 Apr 2020, 10:43
+0 -11
Wow, GNLU students are such sensitive cry babies!! So many colleges are frequently attacked on LI comments. Their students respond by correcting facts where wrong, accepting facts where right and ignoring people who are merely trolling. On the other hand, GNLU expects everyone to swallow their narrative of being a tier 1 law school. In reality, despite riding on the shoulders of NaMo and Gujarat lobby we know that GNLU barely makes it to the top 10. Compare GNLU's placements with HNLU, RMNLU, NLUO, RGNUL and NUALS: hardy any difference.

Frankly, GNLU should be flattered that Kian chose to to a prank on them instead of NLSIU or NALSAR. The aukat of GNLU just rose a notch.
Guest 2 Apr 2020, 10:47
+1 -1
Hang on, didn't Kian once make an April Fool joke about Nalsar adopting Sadhguru's syllabus? How come Nalsar students were not wailing and crying, but rather appreciating the joke? Maybe because the real top NLUs are not insecure, only the feku ones are?
Guest 2 Apr 2020, 10:53
+2 -2
Here is the real April Fool joke: GNLU has become a top 5 NLU!
Guest 2 Apr 2020, 10:57
+1 -0
This is an actual headline, no joke: [b]GNLU registrar plays detective to hunt down campus marijuana by allegedly impersonating student on WhatsApp[/b]

https://www.legallyindia.com/home/gnlu-registrar-plays-detective-to-hunt-down-campus-marijuana-by-allegedly-impersonating-students-on-whatsapp-20170904-8751