NUJS to introduce UK-style competitive house system to better student politics [APRIL FOOL’S]

NUJS proposes British-style house system to enhance student politics
NUJS proposes British-style house system to enhance student politics

NUJS Kolkata’s student body has voted to institute a new system of governance to de-politicise the campus but increase friendly intra-college competition.

The decision follows fears that the Student Juridical Association (SJA) could become too politicised, with the new system intended to “promote bonding and healthy competition”, according to one student.

The SJA and students therefore voted for a compromise that would replace the SJA with a system of four representatives from the student body.

Instead of voting for one SJA, students would be allocated into one of four houses, in a system that is popular in schools in the UK and also in the fictional Hogwarts school of Harry Potter fame.

Taking the latter as inspiration but with a legal twist (and it’s not the first time NUJS has done so), the students proposed that the four houses be named after famous US judges: Ginsburg House (inspired by Gryffindor), Holmes House (inspired by Hufflepuff), Rehnquist House (inspired by Ravenclaw) and Scalia House (inspired by Slytherin).

The allocation to each house would happen via an interview by faculty, plus a personality test based on a test devised by Cambridge University-

The interview would also test qualities identified with each of the four judges and each NUJS house: courage (Ginsburg), intellect (Rehnquist), industriousness (Holmes) and cunning (Scalia).

The interview process would also establish political leanings of student members, and allocate them accordingly: conservatives would go to Scalia, left-liberals would be allotted to Ginsburg, centre-left liberals to Holmes, and centrist liberals would join Rehnquist House.

Each professor would get to choose a House and become House Masters, who would choose a student as House Captain.

Those four House Captains would de facto act as representatives for the entire student body and bring grievances to the notice of the administration, in effect replacing the SJA.

Much as under the British schools system, houses would win points for academic performance, moots, social service and sports, with the winning house getting funding for scholarships and moots for their own house students.

**Many thanks to a very regular April Fool’s Day reader and writer for this year’s story! We hope everyone had a very happy one.**

Comments

Good one 1 Apr 2021, 03:54
+7 -0
April fools to you too Kian.
Gt 1 Apr 2021, 04:06
Troll
+6 -7
Great initiative! Student bodies have become too politised these days.

NLS & Nalsar should also implement a system like this, otherwise they will be doomed.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 04:44
Troll
+7 -11
Why is comment 1 marked as trollish? It's a fact that NALSAR has become too politicised, so there's nothing wrong by balancing things with a system where students have proportionate voting rights. For example, during the Sadhguru incident and CAA incident there were many students who did not support the hostile view taken by the majority, but they were silenced because the student body was taken over by extremists from a certain ideology. See the articles below. How can the moderator black out the comment when media outlets have reported on the same?

https://swarajyamag.com/insta/nalsar-law-student-allegedly-being-hounded-for-pro-caa-statement-by-varsitys-liberal-students-and-teachers

https://www.republicworld.com/india-news/general-news/students-from-national-institutes-issue-statement-in-support-of-caa.html
Rising Sun 1 Apr 2021, 04:12
+10 -0
I refuse to believe this is anything but an elaborate April Fools day prank either by LI or NUJS. There’s so much to unpack here wow.
Darkseid 1 Apr 2021, 04:26
+8 -1
Good April Fool's Post, Kian.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 04:26
Troll
+3 -4
How about "de-politicising" the EC and admin instead of the student body? I reproduce from yesterday's centre page article in Times of India by Swami S Aiyar:

[quote]Five years ago, I was with a group of journalists in Kolkata covering the last state election. At a meeting with top academics, they castigated CM Mamata Banerjee for destroying academic standards. They said not only seats in good colleges but also academic posts were being sold for cash, and critics were being victimised. [/quote]

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blogs/Swaminomics/ashoka-and-academic-freedom-given-stormy-seas-in-todays-india-funding-must-be-diversified-from-a-few-business-donors/
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 04:32
+15 -8
How come there are 3 houses for liberals and only 1 for conservatives? And why is Justice Scalia being insulted by equating him with a character in Harry Potter who is evil, as far as I recall? This is nothing but a ploy by wokes to marginalise certain students.
Bitter 1 Apr 2021, 05:13
+18 -1
Slytherin is not equated to evil, even in the books, please work on your reading comprehension.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 06:49
+0 -5
Er...Slytherin plaited a snake in Chamber of Secrets to kill muggle students and did not want muggles to join Hogwarts. Plus, his house has all the villains like Draco . It's clear as daylight that the left-lib woke gang is trying to portray Justice Scalia as racist/fascist and discourage students from joining Scalia house. What is the need to compare Ginsburg to Gryffindor and Scalia to Slytherin in the first place? WTF is this analogy with Harry Potter being drawn at all? Just say it's a house system and we will understand.
4th year noojie 1 Apr 2021, 04:43
+8 -1
I do like this model and had voted against it. But sadly this system won.

I think the voting was rigged, can'nt trust technology too much these days
lastthwgad 1 Apr 2021, 04:44
+2 -4
I really hope this is some April fool's thing that NUJS/LI is doing. I am surprised either of them are so bored to do this.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 04:55
+3 -5
First years were not allowed to vote. Just because students have not visited the campus due to Covid does not mean they are not a part of the institution.
so sad 1 Apr 2021, 05:15
+13 -2
you guys don't know anything about how NUJS functions, what happens, etc how would you guys vote. Toss a coin?

No one has time to give you guys an orientation on everything especially when you guys have made it clear in the past that you don't like orientations.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 06:36
+1 -10
Shame on you for your hostility towards first years. No wonder people say NUJS has no student unity and seniors only do politics. The seniors just want to control everything and push their own agenda. First years pay fees and must have an equal voice. No one in my batch even heard that the college would have a house system, et alone have voting.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 06:59
+7 -1
That's because you have been kicked out of your own houses.
4th year noojie 1 Apr 2021, 06:59
+8 -2
Come on this was just a April's fool joke. Lol
Hope you guys got it
Perfect move! 1 Apr 2021, 05:02
+8 -9
Amazing. Love it. NUJS, you will never be able to live this embarrassment down. *grabs popcorn*
NUJS MEME SOCIETY 1 Apr 2021, 05:47
+10 -0
I'm waiting for your popcorn to fall so I pick it up because today is April Fool's day. Sending you a lot of humour.
Perfect move! -2 1 Apr 2021, 05:03
+2 -0
Oh lol. Happy April 1, Kian!
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 05:18
+1 -0
Kian and his regular Fool's Day feature.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 05:19
+4 -7
Any comment criticising leftists is being downvoted.
Potterhead 1 Apr 2021, 05:39
+4 -1
Hoggy Warty Hogwarts.
Hufflepuffs do Human Rights, Ravenclaw does LLMs and PhD, Gryffindor braves it out at law firms and Slytherin provides representation to rightwing stuck ups. LOL[img]https://media3.giphy.com/media/RN2EiHt0AwL9iV7tLI/200.gif[/img]
NUJS MEME SOCIETY 1 Apr 2021, 05:42
+8 -0
Guys you're running a beautiful legacy of spreading humor. Happy April fools day.

With love
April Fool’s? 1 Apr 2021, 05:55
+3 -0
Expecto Patronum.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 06:10
+4 -0
Not Riddiculus?
Concerned alumni 1 Apr 2021, 05:57
+3 -8
"[i]NUJS Kolkata’s student body has voted to institute a new system of governance to de-politicise the campus ... The decision follows fears that the Student Juridical Association (SJA) could become too politicised ...[/i]"

Goes on to --- wait for it --- allocate students into houses on the basis of their political leanings.

Honestly, which idiot (including faculty member[s]) thought this was a good idea?

"[i]... houses would win points for academic performance, moots, social service and sports, with the winning house getting funding for scholarships and moots for their own house students.[/i]"

So, students who do not have resources, not only have the pressure of performing for their own good, but also have the additional burden to carry their houses to ensure funding for others?

Here's hoping this is just an April Fool's joke which never sees light of the day. In the alternate, students who do not wish to be associated, ought to be given the option to opt out of this disastrous experiment.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 06:10
+16 -0
You are the only idiot who is taking this seriously instead of an April Fool's prank on Kian's part.
Fly 1 Apr 2021, 06:23
+3 -0
You fools.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 06:44
+1 -3
All first year students must protest against this and file a petition. It is not that we are against a house system, but nobody even had the decency to inform us about this. Enough is enough! We are tired of being treated like untouchables. I am not mentioning certain incidents which have recently taken place, but there is a limit to which you can treat people in such a way.
So Sad 1 Apr 2021, 07:30
+3 -0
Wow you guys are so ill treated. Maybe you guys wanted chocolates from seniors for clearing clat and did not get.

Various Moots (most probably ADRs and Debates also) were not alloted to any senior batch and were specifically kept for 1st years, so that whenever they come in the college they may learn mooting.

Recently an all 1st year team from nujs was runner up in DM Harish moot, how was that so if senior treated you guys as untouchables.
Troll 1 Apr 2021, 07:42
+7 -7
It's nice that kian uses nujs and gnlu for such pranks during April Fools. These are the only colleges one would actually believe these things to happen in 😄
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 08:03
+11 -3
Yes, whereas when it comes to NLSIU, one can believe that the VC would put entry barriers against all those who are not pure-blood, and when it comes to Jindal, one can believe that only a full Gringotts vault would provide a ticket to entry. When it comes to NLUD, one actually doesn't even know what to believe, it would depend on whether you are following the admin version, the faculty version, or the student version.
April fools 1 Apr 2021, 10:31
+2 -2
Funny. I'm from neither of the 3. I think you could continue your rant against the rest of the 1000s of colleges too 😄
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 11:58
+2 -0
It was illustrative, not exhaustive. I could have said similar things about your institution too, even if it had actually been one that mattered.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 10:55
+1 -0
I agree. LI has no courage to do a prank against nlsiu.
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 18:28
+2 -0
Suds K has himself pulled enough of those in the last year and a half.
Concentration camps ? 1 Apr 2021, 08:05
+1 -2
Awww this type of crazy/funny things doesn't happen in your nlu ?

You must be in one of those nlu which solely focuses on academic "rigour"
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 08:49
+0 -0
Rigour Mortis in academia is what is practised in their institution in all probability.
Wow 1 Apr 2021, 09:26
+1 -0
How has no one realised this is April 1
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 13:08
+1 -1
hmmmmm sounds funny coming from a university with lower placements ;) check the statistics, nujs has consistently beaten NLS in terms of placement figures, it's not even a contest
Guest 1 Apr 2021, 13:29
+0 -0
Haters and trolls cannot think logically.
NLS 1 Apr 2021, 11:08
+1 -3
Lmao would have been better if they focused on placements instead.
Party pooper 1 Apr 2021, 12:31
+0 -0
Don't worry, we focus on everything including placements unlike you.