So for those of you who remember me from the past , I was recently cleared of my charges by Kian. Finally the months of pleading, begging, bribing with MDH Chunky Chat Masala and L’Oreal lipsticks (don’t ask me why) – Kian has lifted the embargo on me. So here I am. I have not learnt from my mistake...
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As usual late in the class of the Contract, Professor with a smile on his face started looking at me and reminded the class that perfect example of the person who sets low personal standard and then consistently fails to achieve them. He reminded me with his voice, “kya chahiye tumko?” I said in my ...
Earlier it was the thirsty crow , now it is the fox and the grapes. So we have the old fox of the old tales wondering in the old jungle looking for food. She can’t find any. She is hungry. She moves on and on through bushes and woods and sees a tree. A grape tree obviously. Wonder why she never foun...
Nowadays I have seen my cows tease the buffaloes. The reason is simple. Cows are lighter in colour and can bear the brunt of this heat. Buffaloes are dark and have to suffer. But my buffaloes spend their time lazing around in ponds and have a good time. Now, when I was taking this road to some place...
Once there was a thirsty crow. It was so very thirsty that it could have drunk the whole pond in which my buffaloes and I bathe. But unlike other stories like these, this crow thought himself to be too cool. And the weather was really hot mind you. The cool crow and the hot weather made an interesti...
SIM-POOL Legal Language = Happy Lawyers? My friends were red, blue and green. They were playing in the cess pool. Holi ka festival tha. My friends were behaving like animals and shouting hoooooo, haaaaaaa, wooooooo etc etc. They were in joy. Only simple monosyllables like these could be uttered. Lik...
MYSELF BIHARI BABU Hi pee-pool! (You smell of susu. Yucks!) Myself Bihari Babu! I am a law e-student. No! No! I not taking any electronic/ wheel-electronic course. But am clarifying because pee-pool making fun when I say e-student. I tell them “Chalo! Chalo! Bhago”. BTW…I thought let me try my hand ...