Indra Prasth

Bar Council Of India which had earlier outsourced its website development and administration of the Bar Exam to Rain Maker has now said that Rain Maker will take care of everything including cleanliness and discipline of all the Bars.

Rain Maker’s new website has now sections on ‘Legal Cleanliness: Hunting Dirt Like Legal Eagles’ and on discipline ‘Legal Beagles: Bar’s Guard Dogs’.

Explaining the logic as to why it engaged Rain Maker only Mr. Barrier of BCI said, “We don’t expect a good monsoon this time round. Since our farmers are very poor and down trodden we thought that someone with as good a name as Rain Maker would be able to help their cause”.

“You see, we lawyers are in this noble profession have the feeling of ‘doing good for all’. By making sure that we engage Rain Maker for everything we hope that our Rain Gods too will be inspired by this act of legal fraternity and help our farmers”, he said.

“We are undisciplined, unclean and maybe incompetent too. But we lawyers do believe in helping the farmers gain employment and earn money good enough for a good life. This will reduce economic disparity”, he added.

Junior Lawyers in the country don’t get paid anything by their senior lawyers as there are no rules on Juniorship while a lawyer in a law firm earns on an average 6 lacs per annum. Maybe, the BCI needs to introspect on economic disparity in its own house. But the BCI seems intent on looking outside at the clouds and of course, Rain Maker.

Kitkit Lactose of Rain Maker said on legal cleanliness, “We are planning to introduce some high tech jhadoos in the district courts and discuss implementation strategies and delivery systems with the munsifs there”. “Though, we’ll first have to go ourselves and see how district courts look from inside. Wonder if they are air-conditioned”, he added.

Rain Maker has also created a wonderful website www.bardiscipline.org which has virtues of discipline and some useless details in beautiful font and bullet points. Even the colours are striking. But that is about it. Otherwise, the website is all the same.

“Rain Maker excels in content delivery ermm that is what our website reads and ermm I personally have created the content on ‘discipline’ of www.bardiscipline.org”, said Vivek, an intern at Rainmaker as they don’t have many regular employees there.

The intern is on a 6 month internship as he has been suspended for an entire semester by his college on disciplinary grounds. “We are sure we will be able to pull this off. It is raining very hard [in cash] even for a Rain Maker”, said another intern, who is the most experienced chap among the present employees at Rainmaker.

“Only Indra Deva can save us from Rain Maker”, said Nandi, who is a devout of Lord Shiva, the God of destruction. FNWB news network would like to hear from the readers whether they think such outsourcing models are good or not.