Note: Please read carefully.

This is my CV.

Will you take me

in?

No reply.

He doesn’t care.

You don’t dare

to talk it

out.

Hi Sir,

This is my CV.

Will you take me

in?

A reply:

Says no.

We won’t.

Try another pose.

Hi Sir,

This is my CV.

Will you take me

in?

A reply:

I am at work. My work

your email hurts.

Now don’t disturb.

Messages so bitter

Come to your CV!

Maybe you lucky,

Forgot the cover litter?

Hi Sir,

This is my CV,

this my CL.

This application is real.

Please take me in (fear).

Sorry.

Vacancies are full

dear.

Try again

with a fresh CV and CL.

Clear?

Hi Sir,

This is my CV,

this my CL.

This is my application.

Please take me in (fear).

You aren’t good (now wail)

Mister.

Thank you for email.

(Don’t bicker).

[CVs and CLs

they don’t appreciate.

What do they like?

Why do they hate

CVs and CLs

so carefully made?]

Hi Sir.

This is me.

ABB.

I know ABC.

And do CDE.

Will you take me?

Sure come.

We like you.

Work with us.

You’ll have fun.

Your cover letters, CVs and your applications are talking to a human being. You aren’t emailing a machine. A human is reading your application. His blood flow, heartbeat, emotions, hormonal surges and glandular secretions are being affected by your words.

These all will decide whether he rejects your application or accepts it. Make sure you take care of his internal systems through your words. He’ll take care of your application.

PS- If this is utopian; believe in utopia.