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Das Amar Chand Mangal Sweets: How Law Students Are INSECTS

Posted by Legal Poet on in General blogging

A poem on how law students make a beeline for the Big Law and get CAUGHT.

DASAMAR CHANDMANGAL SWEETS:

Are law students an insect creed?

‘DasAmar ChandMangal Sweets’.

Proclaims the shop; a proud tweet!

However, it is unhygienic.

Hyped flies get hyperactive

Over its over-sugary syrup.

On sugar they are hell-bent,

Of sugar jars they care.

They fall on the mithais; snared.

Wings and legs wriggle; the body unable to wriggle out.

Soon the dead flies make the air putrescent.

The blood and the smell

Attracts mosquitoes. They drink blood,

More blood. They get drunk.

And fall on the mithais.

And die a sweet death.

Noses pucker. A pyre is set

To eulogise the animals dead.

Lo! The fire! It attracts moths.

Wah! The insect creed!

Keeps the tweet, a proud tweet.

PS- Well… law students prepare well for the ‘insect’ tag…interning, publishing and inging a lot. (‘Inging’ is a new word invented by me…I hope you’ll know what it means).

And if you are a thorough-bred insect and want to know how to make your internship turn into a PPO (Pre Placement Offer), please go ahead and support my marketing gimmick by clicking on the link.

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Comments

LegalDodo 14 Feb 2010, 17:09
+5 -0
This is thought provoking and funny,
It's all about money - honey!!

"The grapes are sour" - that's what the mithaiwallas will say,
but com'on - to each his own - and of course - there is 19(1)(a).
Anonymous 15 Feb 2010, 20:49
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Mosquito being a salaried partner.Proud to sit above the associates(flies). All a sense of make belief game they dont understand the reality.
Anonymous 17 Feb 2010, 18:43
+1 -0
A pretty tweaked title...twee tweet! its as good as squawk sqawk! maybe even better.
Anonymous 19 Feb 2010, 02:24
+0 -0
Das Amar Chand Mangal Sweets....Amarchand Mangaldas sour...right?
Anonymous 25 Feb 2010, 02:14
+2 -0
whosoever you are, and whatever you do
you surely don't like law firms.
Anonymous 25 Feb 2010, 02:26
+1 -0
I think Squawks are a wee bit better than tweets
Anonymous 26 Feb 2010, 04:06
+2 -0
nice job... its twisted in its own wierd manner!!
LegalPoet 28 Feb 2010, 00:04
+2 -0
(He bows and immerses himself in the thundering sound of claps and blushes as flowers and boquets are thrown at him).

:PPPPPPP

A POET COULDNOT BUT BE GAY
AT SUCH A JOCUND COMPANY. :)))))))
Anonymous 1 Mar 2010, 02:55
+2 -0
A FOUR DIGIT (1015) HIT LIST!! WOW!!
LegalPoet 2 Mar 2010, 23:44
+1 -0
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous guest 4 Mar 2010, 20:21
+1 -0
1111- what a poetic number. maybe you could churn a poem on that too. 1111
LegalPoet 12 Mar 2010, 01:54
+1 -0
THE LITTLE LEGAL POET- L.L.P

One two two one!
Woh! Gimme more! Gentlemen!
This is the poet, with his pen,
Held as high as his head!

Malice I have towards none,
And have love for all.
Parrots& Popats beware. I don't
Like your chirp and call!

King of simplicity!
Doyen of irony!
Thats me! Thats me!
The little legal poet- LLP.

1221- The hits this post received till very recent.

PS- I am thinking of a 'cool' name. How does this one sound? The Little Legal Poet- LLP???
Anonymous guest 12 Mar 2010, 21:30
+1 -0
Legal Popat had nothing to say on this???!!! I can't believe it!!! Popat! Where are you?
BTW...Little Legal Poet- LLP sounds cool and goes well with the way you write!
Anonymous guest 13 Mar 2010, 09:43
+1 -0
@Legal Poet
LOL...seriously...hilarious...maybe Popat hasn't read this yet.
LegalPoet 15 Mar 2010, 23:37
+1 -0
Actually I love popat's posts...was just in that mood...and the little piece at 12 came up!
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