This post is written to provide a cynical view of the categories of people one comes across in a Law School.

1. The Making Contacts Specialists: These people love to volunteer at moots, Conferences and other academic activities organized by their colleges. You will then find them going on a socializing spree at such gatherings. They start with chatting up seniors and gradually make their way to academicians/Advocates/Judges. They use all devices to make an impression ranging from flattery, humour, wit, knowledge.

2. I am a Mooter so mankind ought to grovel at my feet” type: As the name suggests these people have their heads in the clouds. They make up the elite class in any law school. Students might hate them, be in awe of them but absolutely no one can ignore them because they make sure of that. In my very personal opinion such people have taken a break from reality and are in need of help.

3. The Schemers: “Usko mere se accha moot kaise mila??? :-o Maine toh Moot Court Committee ke har member se dosti kar rakhi thi!! Meet the schemers. They have remarkable clairvoyance regarding who can be of what help to them. Therefore their every action is guided by an ulterior motive. They set their goals not according to their own abilities but according to what people around them are doing. If their friend does one moot they have to do two, if he has written two papers; they have to write three. So their entire time goes in plotting/scheming.

4. Mera baap lawyer/judge hai” type: At times when everybody is anxiously sending hundreds of emails in the hope that they land a good internship; these people casually click ‘send’ on one mail addressed to their “Daddies” and lo and behold they land an internship with the best law firm or the Chief Justice of India even, just like that. Well to these lot I would just like to quote Plutarch It is indeed a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors, not to us”. Therefore it would be nice of them to achieve things on their own sometime too and not depend upon their baap who is a lawyer/judge.

5. “I have an opinion on everything” type: It’s good to have your own opinion regarding issues, provided you don’t force every poor soul you come across to listen to your opinion. But this is exactly what this kind takes pleasure in doing. The hapless soul has no choice expect to listen meekly. And God forbid if “I have an opinion on everything “comes across another “I have an opinion on everything” then their tirade just never ends.

6. The Use and Throw type: As soon as you land a good moot/an awesome internship/a good post in a committee you find yourself surrounded by them. Once you provide them with help regarding the moot/information on how to go about getting the internship/do their work in the committee they vanish from your life .Hence the name Use and throw type for them. To them also I would like to quote Plutarch (Yes yes you guessed it right .I am a fan of Plutarch) “We ought not to treat living creatures like shoes or household belongings, which when worn with use we throw away”.

7. The Lost Ones: These are ‘I have no clue what I am doing in the law school’ ones. When these people joined law school they had a vision. Some wanted to serve the society; others wanted to fight for human rights/women rights/etc. But five years in law school leave them disillusioned.

8. The Good Ones: Err…Now do they even exist in a law school? :-o

So which category do you fall in?

Comments

napster 24 Jul 2010, 04:49
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Awesome post. When I read the names of the types I could imagine the people in my college.

Good first post. Keep it up. :)
Anonymous guest 24 Jul 2010, 06:11
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#1 just expressed my views
Vikramaditya 24 Jul 2010, 07:34
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Congrats!! A post which i am sure is written with sincerity and experience... every word is so true.
legaldrift 24 Jul 2010, 07:49
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Loved it Simba.. the lion has made a remarkable entry. Keep it up.
srini.2091 24 Jul 2010, 12:50
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Nice one.. I come under the 7th category. 20 days in law school has given a crushing blow to my dreams. :(
Anonymous guest 24 Jul 2010, 15:40
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Excellent post!
actually i come under multiple categories... incidentaly touching many categories
Anonymous guest 24 Jul 2010, 17:14
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Yo Simba! Awesome post. Loved it. I was nodding throughout the whole post...Awesome topic u chose too!!
Plutarch ke quotes are awesome. I'm a fan now! :)
Keep it up ;)
Me in 8 :D Coz I still know why I'm doing law and me not lost...so i cant put myself in 7 ;)
-Mads
Simba 24 Jul 2010, 17:19
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Thank u for a warm welcome :D
@Srini.2091 : In just 20 days ? :-o
sammithdixit 25 Jul 2010, 03:33
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Simba, I just love this post for every single word in it is TRUE!!!! I have seen every category here and some of them belong to multiple categories, including me!!! But there's two more types of people you left!!
"The Not-so bothered Jerks" and the "I am sticking to the syllabus Nerds"!!!!
Anonymous guest 25 Jul 2010, 04:36
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Simba, great post brother, these are traditional ones for sure, but there are certain more categories, I agree with two on sammith, but still something is missing. I would say there is mix of eighth in every one of abv 7..
Simba 25 Jul 2010, 05:21
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@ 10 :Thanks for the constructive criticsm, except that I'm your sister not brother :D
Anonymous guest 26 Jul 2010, 22:30
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Good one Simba. The world changes when you start to work.. I am finshing 9 years in the profession and can tell you that all these categoreis fuse into: (i) hardworking sincere people who are doing well for themselves, most of whome may not have been part of any of the categories listed by you; (ii) crafty people who did all that you listed above, but were smart enough to mend theri ways and get into (i) above; and (iii) people having to learn the hard way that 'short cut' is often the 'long cut' in life!

All the best in life
Anonymous guest 28 Jul 2010, 05:52
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good to see such a post about law after so many on engg!
:D
Anonymous guest 28 Jul 2010, 13:30
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My my. The more things change, nothing really changes, does it?. I went to law school back in the early 90s. Your list could easily apply to the way things then were. Now, of course, one realizes that law school is a fairly accurate miniature of how things ahead are gonna be. Things don't change too much later, sister, thats for sure. The stakes become different and perhaps the modus operandi becomes more subtle. But that said, its not such a disaster, just like law school too wasn't. Looking forward to a 'cynical view of the categories of people one comes across in a law firm' next. Or the litigation bar, if you please.
Anonymous guest 31 Jul 2010, 22:39
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God!!! Seriously.... Just 25 days in a law school... And the TYPES you described are so true.....Eeven I can imagine those types around me... Great Post.... And right now I guess I'm in the 7th Position.. Just 25 days in a law school has left me disillusioned...:D
Anonymous guest 31 Jul 2010, 22:41
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God....!! Seriously... Just 25 days in a law school... And I can see around me those TYPES described here....!!!
Anonymous guest 3 Aug 2010, 18:53
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lol, sadly schemers exist everywhere in society.
Anonymous guest 6 Aug 2010, 19:46
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Awesome post!!!!
One of the best I've read!!
Keep up the good work :)
nitishsaxena 7 Aug 2010, 05:42
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Enjoyed reading your post, Simba! Very appropriate descriptions. These are the guys who make law school all the more fun and diverse! :D
Anonymous guest 7 Aug 2010, 20:58
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not even a single student in any of the law schools would find him/herself excluded from the categories. Awesome post
prakhar 12 Aug 2010, 16:06
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awesome man.. There is 1 more category too. ( MUJHE TO SIRF CERTIFICATE CHAHIYE ) . these ppl just do everything for a certificate, they participate n various seminars, conferences just for a participation certificate.. Their CV is like prticipated in this, represented uni in that , attended this tht etc....
but i don come in any of the category.. earlier i was lost as i didnt know why the hell i joined law skul. But now mu only aim is to hav best legal knowledge n use it....
Simba 12 Aug 2010, 16:18
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Oh yes yes ! How could i forget the Mujhe sirf Certificate chaiye category :-o
Thanks for the insight :D
rahu.ketu 17 Aug 2010, 05:23
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Two years down in law school, and number 7 it is for me