“Dreams ain’t negotiable instruments…They are hard bound contracts…once entered into, irrevocable until realised, otherwise compensation costs life!”
“The count down had begun eons and eons ago…I have come to realize it only now…!”
Oh, Yeh! Said her mind..! She looked into her mind, and Voila! She was shocked! She saw her mind dancing (more beautifully than Malaika Arora Khan..) to the tunes of the following song..! (Please listen to it with the karaoke ringing in your ears..!)
Exams badnaam hui, darling mere liye,
Consti ke sections sharabi, Articles diwani, Sections anari re…
Mein jal kar raakh hui, Costing tere liye…!!
She was suddenly brought back to the library of her Law School, by the ringing bell; she had been sitting in the Library the whole day, here struggling to wade through the thoughts, there flipping through the syllabus copy;
she again saw the deep agony of her mind; this time calling her out flamboyantly…:
O Munni re..! O Munni re..!
Granthalay leak hui…bedhadak mere liye..! (The roof was leaking due to the rains..!)
Besabab door hui..be wajah mere liye…! (The Law School had been shifted more than a kilometre away from the Library..!)
Law School ki uss kinare mein khadi hoon re…
Mein toh laachaar hui…pairon pe chalte hue…
Woh zandu balm bhi abhi…Ghar mein hai mere liye..!
She burst out into a riot of laughter!
The guard at the entrance stared at her, as if she had murdered his family!
She was tongue in cheek!
She could no more stand the raas leela of her poor mind…
She picked up her bag, and off she went home, jidhar zandu balm toh tha nahi, lekin Munni ki jawaani par itne chaar chand lage…itne chaar chand lage, ki Sheila forgot her name, and till now, remains stuck with, ‘What’s my name?’, ‘What’s my name?’, ‘What’s my name?!!!’
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Most of us do not have an algorithm to test whether something is relevant or not. In case you have such a device, do share with us.
Firstly, the term 'Library' is relevant, because Munni saw the 'naach-gaana' of her mind, when she was in her Law School library, and as a result of the fact that she was glued there since a long long time. (Lage raho Munna Bhai could be of some help, if we say the Library in which he studied, and Gandhi, both are relevant to the movie).
Secondly, the term 'Studies' is relevant, because, she experienced what she experienced, when she had been saturated with the day long studies for her exams!
Hence, this post highlights the extent to which, at times, students are frustrated, though in a weird and funny way, with their studies, and with their library!