(The news is a mere Legal Satire and this is a decleration for only those who wouldn’t have got it otherwise.) In a drastic turn of events relating to ongoing socio-political debate in the nation, Ms. Mayawati (Plaintiff) has filed a suit for specific performance of contract against Ms. Smriti Irani...
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Legally India is never one to spurn a good meme, so we have decided to adapt the latest craze making the rounds on the internet to the noble Indian legal profession. Here is part 1 for advocates. Corporate lawyers job meme to be posted tomorrow. Please RT, FB like and disseminate if you enjoy it. ![...
“ Dude!! can you really do THIS in courts?? Man, this must be freaking adventurous ” jumping on couch with excitement, my friend, an engineering student, asked me this question when we were watching a Govinda movie wherein he puts himself on fire, just to prove his point. “ Not just this dude, in an...
[ I have used names of well known character because I felt like it. I mean no offence to any of the characters or their fans.] (A group of friends are sitting in a typical law school hostel.) Characters involved are: Calvin - Of Calvin and Hobbes fame Green Lantern - The guy with the ring Gohan - Ka...
This is a long poem and has no rhyming scheme but if you read it in a rhythm and read it for fun, things will rhyme. Note- What the associate of the firm says is in ‘CAPS’. Note (further) - Something on Trademarks. Trademarks are divided into various classes. For example ‘class 1’ might deal with ‘f...
Earlier it was the thirsty crow , now it is the fox and the grapes. So we have the old fox of the old tales wondering in the old jungle looking for food. She can’t find any. She is hungry. She moves on and on through bushes and woods and sees a tree. A grape tree obviously. Wonder why she never foun...
Nowadays I have seen my cows tease the buffaloes. The reason is simple. Cows are lighter in colour and can bear the brunt of this heat. Buffaloes are dark and have to suffer. But my buffaloes spend their time lazing around in ponds and have a good time. Now, when I was taking this road to some place...
Once there was a thirsty crow. It was so very thirsty that it could have drunk the whole pond in which my buffaloes and I bathe. But unlike other stories like these, this crow thought himself to be too cool. And the weather was really hot mind you. The cool crow and the hot weather made an interesti...
SIM-POOL Legal Language = Happy Lawyers? My friends were red, blue and green. They were playing in the cess pool. Holi ka festival tha. My friends were behaving like animals and shouting hoooooo, haaaaaaa, wooooooo etc etc. They were in joy. Only simple monosyllables like these could be uttered. Lik...
MYSELF BIHARI BABU Hi pee-pool! (You smell of susu. Yucks!) Myself Bihari Babu! I am a law e-student. No! No! I not taking any electronic/ wheel-electronic course. But am clarifying because pee-pool making fun when I say e-student. I tell them “Chalo! Chalo! Bhago”. BTW…I thought let me try my hand ...
Work last week was tough. It’s been three days that I have wanted to scratch my bum, the bum could only get its appointment with my hands only today. Words such as “recession” and “bad markets” are turning out to be humbug. Almost each day is “littered” with a new deal. One interesting new deal was ...
The name is Popat…LegalPopat! After a hard day’s of work, I don’t mind it either shaken or stirred. Who are you? : I am a lawyer at a leading law firm in India. A friendly neighborhood ass-0-ciate.Every partners dread and every associates weapon, your darkest side- that’s LegalPopat! Why are you shr...