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DISCLAIMER : One and all, the post below is written just for sake of humour and in no way intended towards any person/firm directly or indirectly. I hope that the post will be appreciated as a work of wittiness. Even then, if anyone feels that it was not in good taste then I apologize for the same. ...
This has been doing the rounds in the legal fraternity by email, in response to the ubiquitous viral movie-promo music video Why This Kolaveri Di . It was inevitable, really. If you haven’t yet, watch the original video below, which is sung in a mix of Madras Tamil and quasi-English with the title l...
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Law schools in India can be compared to mobile phone brands, seriously. There is a huge competition between them. Every schools claims to be the best and efficient. Let’s have a look at some Indian Law Schools and their Equivalent mobile phone brands. For this post assume 1. Operating system = Gener...
Jimmy began with numbers a while ago. [Click here to read]. --- PG for girls. PG for girls. PG for girs. PG for boys. PG for girls. PG for girls. PG for girls. PG for boys. The male lot is a distrusted lot; Jimmy and his friends got to know that day. Also, people love ‘keeping’ girls! ‘Keep’ got a j...
Jimmy began with numbers a while ago. [Click here to read]. --- PG for girls. PG for girls. PG for girs. PG for boys. PG for girls. PG for girls. PG for girls. PG for boys. The male lot is a distrusted lot; Jimmy and his friends got to know that day. Also, people love ‘keeping’ girls! ‘Keep’ got a j...
The law firm’s name instantly reminds you of the production house of the legendary Ramayana series on television ( Read : Ramanand Sagar ). And soon enough, the partners at the firm make sure you have a first taste of how gruesome the 14 year old exile would’ve been for Lord Ram, and how much endeav...
Year : 2050. Scenario : On the vast plains of erstwhile Sunderbans forests, there are 2 armies locking horns with each other. And not just an army, army of armies. Just like Troy. On one side, there are some of our own “Black Suited-up” * homo sapiens *and facing them is beloved and most reliable, k...
At the (almost) end of my law school, when I look back, I found how things have changed. Some words, that were alien, or had different meaning, becomes inseparable like soulmate. You live with these words, sleep with them, eat with them and they keep stalking you even after you graduate. Here is a s...
“Next time, the eleven of us are on a corporate deal, or fighting it out in the court; we’ll know that you don’t win till the scoreboard says so”. Cricket in my college is a lesser religion. People worship soccer more fastidiously. Nonetheless, cricket is a religion. Interbatch tournaments, inter-co...
Mumbai Two associates of Indi Law Firm, Karan Johari and Yogesh Yadav have entered the Guiness book of world records. Karan now holds the record for drinking the largest number of coffee cups in one day, while Yogesh has himself in the record books for maintaining a position of yogic trance for the ...
aThe times when news channels are taking interview of IIT topper and newspapers flooded with coaching centres advertisment claiming the first ranker, parents of CLAT ( Common Law Admission Test !! , if you dont know ) topper were telling their neighbours ” you know there is an exam called CLAT and m...
** Please know your animals well. Or atleast read them well. Aries- The Ram (Mar 21- Apr 19)** The Ram will shed off its big and pricey horns and selling the horns will make way for a great deal. Hire a lawyer for the deal, probably a Sybmiosis graduate, as they have the horniest people there. Tauru...
NaginBhabhi, Bangalore NLSIU Bangalore, very aguably (ask Nalsar or NUJS) the best Indian law school which pioneered legal education in 1987 with the introduction of the the 5 year integrated law course has been shut after Harvard Law School opened in Mumbai today. “We faced a severe identity crisis...
My honourable colleague Mr. Dushyant Arora wants feedback on the ways to conduct the Bar Exam. Here is mine: 1.) Law students who come on bicycles and scooters will only be tested. Students who come in cars have the option of not taking the exam. It can safely be assumed that the students have enoug...
THE FIFTH YEARS ARE LEAVING The fifth years are leaving: The mooters are leaving, the debaters are leaving, Their trophies, proudly in the library sit, Smiling at the newer faces. The researchers are leaving, the writers are leaving. Their books and papers in the glass cupboard Tell us of the words ...
This is a long poem and has no rhyming scheme but if you read it in a rhythm and read it for fun, things will rhyme. Note- What the associate of the firm says is in ‘CAPS’. Note (further) - Something on Trademarks. Trademarks are divided into various classes. For example ‘class 1’ might deal with ‘f...
As I walk into the lift, I’m greeted by a cheery “Hiya mate, you awwright Bob ?”. “Very well, thank you”, say I and engage with Robert in the well rehearsed lift-banter about work and holiday plans. However, as a product of one of India’s oldest schools (which preaches the Queen’s English), I’ve oft...
Once there was a shepherd boy and he had sheep, obviously. One day he went up a hillock with his sheep and with nothing to do, pulled out a leaf of the old book and cried out to the villagers below “WOLF! WOLF! HELP! HELP”! The villagers came. No wolf. The boy laughed (as usual). And the villagers w...